Could somebody help me ova here?? (yes I know it is over...don't send me a spell check think Brando)

So I was watching some trashy show two nights ago when a KFC commercial came on. Now honestly when I try and choke that food down I can feel the vomit rise. Sorry to be graphic but ooooooh I hate it. I guess it stems from a doc I saw years ago that described the 'raising' of the chicken and how many tumors could be in it before they would deem it not sellable!

Now the really funny aside to this - when me and my gals traveled to Chicago last year to see Oprah the 'giveaway' that day was KFC...so if you can take a moment to appreciate both the level of irony and the smell of the entire studio (and the store for the shopping fix after the show) entirely filled with buckets of KFC chicken well...

ANYWAY back to the commercial. It was for a new sandwich that "because men are so darn hungry that one breast of chicken no longer fills them up" has sandwiched some faux bacon and cheese between two chicken breasts and forgot about the bread...wrapped in wax paper and called it a sandwich "to go" for the hungry man in your life...OK killing me ova here!

So has anyone stopped to ask why that one breast of chicken no longer fills up the "average man"?? Now clearly your man (or your wo-man) is not average...but try this sometime, buy an organic breast of chicken (frozen they are cheaper at your choice of grocery store) and a 'superstore' variety breast. Cook them both and then eat.

Now the Food Goddess reports that her Husband (not scrawny by any description) would eat three 'super' breasts to feel full...(be good and follow the story I know I said breast) but only one organic breast (said it again!) to feel the same level of fullness. So KFC hungry man...ever stopped to think that you need two breasts because they are damn near completely void of nutrition in the first place...

To readers digest all of this...if you need less to feel as full, maybe you can afford to by better?! Eating nutrient dense food makes you need less, feel full and is less taxing on your pocket book and the environment. Just a thought.

OK...over it but word to the wise, never ask the boss about KFC...it gets her all worked up!!!!
S. xo

Oh yes...helmuts required Clay...www.clayenos.com for the photo